If you are living in the South right now, smack in the middle of high summer, this excellent lady will speak for you. Her protest against the oppressive heat is one of the best things I’ve ever heard. I would love to buy her a tall, cold drink.
I must warn you, though, it is highly profane, and you shouldn’t listen to it if you’re bothered by profanity, are at work, or have children around. You also should not listen to it if you are subject to laughing so hard you wet your pants.