A Facebook friend writes:
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Who is this Honey Boo Boo of whom he speaks? Uh, ratcheer. Watch that video; it’s the Redneck Gotterdammerung. It’s trashiness makes the late, unlamented “Anna Nicole Show” look like Jackie Kennedy giving a tour of the White House. I am trying hard — I am trying real hard — to suppress my Ignatius-At-The-Prytania instinct, because I am thisclose to being ALL IN!