Fort Awesomeshark Military Academy  St. Benedict School headmistress: “What are you doing in there?”

Me: “Designing T-shirts for our kids.”

Her: “What?”

Me: “You’ll see.”

Her: “Shouldn’t you be writing your book?”

The woman is a harsh mistress. Welcome to the Fort Awesomeshark Military Academy Spirit Store. Because I see no reason why homeschooled Christian children should not have the opportunity to buy school spirit junk just like all those normal, well-socialized kids they keep telling us about. Motto: “Domi adsum, contra mundum” (“At home, against the world.”).