The Mississippi man the FBI has arrested for allegedly sending ricin through the mail to a senator and President Obama is an Elvis impersonator who crusades against the deadly conspiracy, facilitated by the shadow government, to trade in body parts. No, really, here’s his website. Excerpt:

Let the record show that on this date, March 05, 2008, I, Paul Kevin Curtis, being of sound mind, am attempting once again to expose various parties within the government, FBI, police departments, legal & healthcare systems, etc. that a conspiracy to ruin my reputation in the community as well as an ongoing effort to break down the foundation I worked more than 20 years to build in the country music scene, began on the day I accidentally discovered a refrigerator full of dismembered body parts & organs wrapped in plastic in the morgue of the largest non-metropolitan healthcare organization in the United States of America…

If you think about it, the real surprise is not that this kind of thing happened, but that in a country as big and as diverse as ours, it doesn’t happen more often.

(Via Steve Sailer)