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Christmas Comes Late to Underboobed Texan

Who says capitalists are heartless?
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A reader informs me that on tonight’s episode of CBS’s Undercover Boss, the CEO of a Texas chain of Hooters-style boob-and-burger joints gave a special present to one of his employees:

And then there was 23-year-old Grace, whose gung-ho attitude was rewarded with a leadership role in the chain’s new marketing efforts as well as a breast augmentation she had mentioned wanting during her talks with “Jake.” Provided she sticks with Bikinis for another six good months (on the heels of having an off-and-on relationship with her job), she’ll get the “full Cs” she has always wanted.

“If I had new boobs, this makes my job so much easier,” Grace gushed afterwards. “Like, I don’t have to talk as much, because they do all the talking. This is Texas — the bigger the better!”

Texas, man. Anyway, I think this boss is just investing in commercial infrastructure.

(By the way, the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders had nothing to do with this television event. I just chose that holiday-themed shot to illustrate the piece because when you think of bosomy Texans, at least after Anna Nicole Smith departed the scene, you think … .)

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