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Catholicism vs. Frankendecaf

They’re trying to come up with genetically engineered decaffeinated coffee, but so far, no luck. Monsters! I side with the redoubtable Father Joseph Wilson, the Sage of Queens, who says decaf coffee is a mortal sin, according to Humanae Vitae, because it violates the natural purpose of the bean. So there. (Via Sullivan).

They’re trying to come up with genetically engineered decaffeinated coffee, but so far, no luck. Monsters! I side with the redoubtable Father Joseph Wilson, the Sage of Queens, who says decaf coffee is a mortal sin, according to Humanae Vitae, because it violates the natural purpose of the bean. So there.

(Via Sullivan).

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