Buy Wine From Drunk Orson Welles!

5 Responses to Buy Wine From Drunk Orson Welles!

1. The_Ghost_of_Jaybird says:

   June 1, 2012 at 7:59 am

   “Aaaaaagghhghhg, the Frennshhhhh…. champagne.”
2. TWylite says:

   June 1, 2012 at 3:36 pm

   It’s pronounced “shom-PON-yay”, like Christopher Walken taught us.
3. Sammacdon says:

   June 1, 2012 at 11:17 am

   I think “drunk Orson Welles” might imply that there’s no wine left to buy.
4. MEH_0910 says:

   June 2, 2012 at 4:31 am

   Yes, Always – Pinky and the Brain Parody of Orson Welles Rant
5. Glaivester says:

   June 2, 2012 at 2:39 pm

   Maybe he didn’t need any more wine because he was bloated from consuming one of Cybertron’s moons.

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