Obama to Cure Soccer Thugs
In a press release, the British Transport Police has encouraged the UK’s notorious football (soccer) hooligans to take inspiration from Barack Obama’s success and mend their thuggish ways.
“The election of Obama to the White House has turned a page in world history – now’s the time for football fans to do the same,” said Superintendent Colin Price.
Imagine all the hooligans: the Inter City Firm of West Ham, the Yid Army of Tottenham, the Chelsea Headhunters coming together happily in the Dog & Duck and chanting, “Yes we can!”
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thanks for this really beautiful piece (I mean the news on its own, not your comment which, though good and funny, doesn’t add much to the fun-ness of the thing)! It was surreal! It gave me a good amount of laughter.
Yeah, Obama will heal the world. Sounds about right.
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Chim-chim-in-ey chim-chim-in-ey
Chim-chim, cheroo!
Who needs a Dub-ya
Coz Dems have neo-cons too!
Chants from stand:
“His Dad’s a Likudnik!
His name’s a porno-flick!
Eman-u-el!
Eman-u-el!”
I realise that it is awful netiquette on my part to do a multiple post, however, I believe that you should all be aware that the “Obama Effect” has already made an impact on the chants of Manchester United fans, to wit:
“A-way in a man-ger
No crib for a bed,
The lit-tle Obama
Stood up and he said:”
“WE HATE TOTTENHAM!
WE HATE TOTTENHAM!”
And now I’ll shut up. PS: Glasgow Celtics Forever.